Gym Class Anti-Heroes


Matty Rosentreter, Bleu Print Staff

Bullying campaigns are launched by the school to fight the elitism amongst students, to fight the underlying or sometimes open hatred and bigotry. While the campaigns themselves leave much to be desired for, there’s something else, something big, that the school doesn’t seem to understand, and that’s that the biggest bullying incentives and fights to get to the top of the barrel are quite often school-run: homecoming court, varsity teams, clubs, etc. The list goes on. And while some competition can be healthy, and can encourage students to work their hardest, there’s a huge difference between feeling pushed to do your best and feeling sick to your stomach from nerves and anxiety.

Everyone dreads it. There’s a universal anxiety, unless, of course, you’re good at it. And if you’re good at it, then truly, good for you. But we have to take into consideration the other side. It’s good to be good at something; it’s good to be at the top of the barrel. But being at the top means that there are others that you’re crushing, and they are important, just like you are. Personal ability is great. A mass epidemic of elitism that helps some and degrades others is anything but. And almost nothing offers a better place for self-hatred and peer pressure and bullying: the mile.

People count down the days until they’ll never have to do it again. They walk into gym and they feel an overwhelming sense of terror, and they’ll leave somehow feeling even worse. Maybe a few people get a confidence boost from it. Maybe. But more people know the horrible feeling of being lapped, when your face turns red from embarrassment, and you feel like you’re just not good enough.

Times are loudly called out, broadcast for everyone to hear. It’s a tattoo of shame to wear and copy down on blue sheets. When you see a couple kids start to get their things and leave, when you’ve still got two laps to go, it reminds you who’s “better” and it’s apparently not you.

And the mental effects are horrible, but when coupled with physical effects? Anxiety leads to nausea. Excuses are simply not to be heard. No note? Then you’ll run. Who cares if you were in the hospital the night before, who cares if you skipped lunch because of nerves and your stomach is pounding in time with your heartbeat. Who cares if halfway through the sixth consecutive lap of sprinting to keep up with the speeds of everyone else, you suddenly felt the edges of your vision go a little blurry? The answer is certainly not the school.

The locker rooms afterwards are clogged, whether it’s time to change or not, with everyone making sure that no one else is throwing up or crying their eyes out over their time. And sometimes, even worse, they’re not clogged, because no one can even will themselves to care anymore. There’s not enough water in the world to get rid of the lump in your throat, and a walk afterwards around the track doesn’t sweat out the shame. Are their cheeks red from running, or from an anxiety attack? Are they shaking from adrenaline, or the urge to cry until they can’t get up anymore?

And this is all for what? This is the worst question, because it just doesn’t have an answer. Health is not a set standard, and running past the point where you simply can’t anymore is not exactly a golden rule of physical ability. A mile is nothing for some, and a horrific time for others. There’s a difference between good physical exertion and pushing too hard just to get a number on a sheet that won’t even affect your future. And it truly, truly won’t. Harvard won’t check your mile time to make sure you can get into their medical programs, MIT won’t, when determining if you can code, and even if you’re wanted for a sports scholarship, they’ll look at your actual sport competitions. They’ll look at teamwork and coach recommendations. The mile is absolutely worthless.

And yet we just keep doing it.