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The Best Pun-kins of This Halloween

Kira Frahm, Bleu Print staff

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We all know Halloween has connotations of spooky and scary. But it’s also a time for treats, and lots of Halloween puns! Here’s some of the best spooky puns for those who want to creep it real.

  1. How did Dracula die? He was coffin too much!
  2. What do you need to do to blow up an air Halloween decoration? You Pumpkin it up!
  3. How do you start a flame to put in a pumpkin for a light? You need to pumpkindle a flame!
  4. Fall is like a beautiful painting; I just need to beleaf the beauty and leaf it alone.
  5. What do you call a scary Halloween stallion? A nightmare!
  6. What do you call a giant pumpkin? A plumpkin!
  7. Who did the ghost take to her Halloween dance? Her ghoulfriend!
  8. What’s a lazy ghost’s worst fear? Exorcise!
  9. What did the French skeleton say as he served his food? “Bone appetite!”
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